For a customer experience workshop I am conducting, I designed materials and had them printed. When I receive the envelope of printed materials, 75% of the order is missing.
Fortunately, I was well in time to order and didn't need the materials right away. I can't call during opening hours because I'm participating in the annual scavenger hunt that day. To complete the picture for the visual thinkers: I am disguised as a Dutch supporter, fully dressed in orange clothes.
So I send a message to this printing giant. I provide exactly the information I suspect the service person will need. The order number, that which did get delivered - my document named Handout, exactly as it says in the confirmation email - and that the other three items are missing.
Dressed entirely in orange, I walk around town in the meantime. I check my mail and read:
'Dear,
How unpleasant that things went wrong with the delivery of your order. So you have the handout, but the loose-leaf article and stickers are missing? Once we have this clear, we can provide an appropriate solution.
Sincerely,
Madelon'
Uhm, yes. This is a case of copy-paste without reading properly. Because I have already indicated that only the handout was provided. And apparently it is too much trouble to write to me with my name. Not recognized and certainly not acknowledged. I quickly reply back that this is indeed true. To get the following email back:
'Dear,
All good, I put it it in the system for you.'
Huh! And now? What a sloppy nothing email, even with a typo. She must have put it in the system, but what does that mean for me? For the entrepreneur who needs these materials to teach CX classes?
So this is where it often goes wrong. For Madelon it is probably obvious, but for me - the customer - it is now unclear. Is my order sent to the printer? Will I get my materials? And when? I send a short message via chat after this, to which a colleague kindly replies that the materials will be printed.
The scavenger hunt was top-notch. Just stripped of orange face paint, we sit enjoying afterward over Friday afternoon drinks. Then, at 6:41 PM, I receive the icing-on-the-cake-email.
'Dear Sir/Madam,
Unfortunately, due to heavy workload, we were unable to ship your order today.
By: System'
What?! This system is broken! Like so many systems. As a customer, it's killing me. It reminds me of a video from Little Britain: 'System says NO.'
It's done: customer says NO. I'm going to look for another printing company.
This blog was written for CustomerFirst and published on May 2, 2023
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