Ah, it's summer. That's when we as customers are all in a great mood. We go on vacation and show off the best of ourselves. Right? Or not...
I received these reviews from a guide who toured us around Jamaica over eight years ago and I have to laugh and cry at the same time. Sometimes we humans can be a bunch of jerks. These are real reviews she received from the tour operator. Long live open feedback that you can get from reviews and surveys.
I've compiled the eleven worst ones for you.
1. 'It should be forbidden to sunbathe topless on the beach. My husband was very distracted by it; he just wanted to relax, and that didn't happen.'
2, 'We went on vacation to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers. We couldn't understand them because they all spoke Spanish.'
3. 'The beach was just too sandy. We had to clean and de-sand everything when we returned to our room.'
4, 'We discovered that the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white, but it was more yellow in reality.'
5. 'No one told us there would be fish in the water. The fish scared our children.'
6. 'The roads were uneven and bumpy, so during the bus ride to the resort, we couldn't read the local travel guide. This meant we were unaware of many things that would have made our vacation much more enjoyable.'
7. 'I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to that of our friends' three-bedroom suite. And ours was significantly smaller.'
8. "We had to wait outside in line to catch the boat, and there was no air conditioning. We were very disappointed by that.'
9. "It is your duty as a tour operator to inform us about noisy or unruly guests before we travel.
10. "My fiancé and I had requested two separate beds when we booked, but instead, we were given a room with a king-size bed. We hold you and your organization responsible and want compensation for the fact that I became pregnant. This wouldn't have happened if you had given us the room we booked.'
11. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure didn't mention mosquitoes.'
What should you do when you receive this kind of feedback in your own surveys? I'd just do nothing. These people deserve zero attention. You wouldn't even wish these customers on your competitors.
This blog was written for CustomerFirst and published on September 5, 2023
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